#10: Rims

DSC00828“Come on man.. don’t buy drugs.. but some rims! They spinnin nigga they spinnin they spinnin nigga they spinniiiiiin!” -Chris Rock

Nothing excites a ghetto person more than sporting a set of custom made rims. Rims are supposed to be the outer part of a wheel that supports a tire. However, ghetto people take having rims to another level. Don’t be surprised if you go into a ghetto neighborhood and see rims made of pure gold with flashing Christmas lights.

If the ghetto person is hood rich, they will lease an Escalade and pimp their car out with a sound system and 22’ or 24’ chrome rims. These rims will have spinners and probably some bling on it to draw unnecessary attention to the driver. Ghetto men usually have rims and an Escalade to compensate for a small penis.

Another sad phenomenon is when expensive rims are sported on a piece of shit hooptie. The car is probably worth no more than 500 bucks, yet the rims come out to about $5k. Having rims is more important than the value of the car because it validates the ghetto person’s status in their prospective neighborhoods. Some ghetto folks are so desperate to have rims, that they will put them on layaway or rent them temporarily.

Rims are so popular they can even be found on bikes and used as ornaments to beautify the neighborhood. Nevertheless rims are a very important part of ghetto life. If one wants to get in good favor with a ghetto person buy them some rims and they will be your best friend.

44 responses to “#10: Rims

  1. creolerose1115`

    I hate rims SO much….when I see rims, I just drop my head in shame….

  2. Rims kill me. Why do some people have rims that cost more than their car.

    I liked this blog by the way.

  3. how about u update the fucking blog. very ghetto to not do so

  4. lol @ cease. this dude is a real nigga right

    http://www.anythingblack.net

  5. LMAO. My bad Cease. I’ll do better.

  6. stuffgirlslike

    I wonder what educated black peole think of this blog?

    http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com

  7. John Starkweathers

    educated black people??!! where?

  8. Tabatha Sparks

    where???? there is one right here…..it’s one thing to laugh at those who are ignorant…but for you to believe there are no educated black individuals…you might as well go under the category of these hot ghetto messes because you for one are a lost ignorant soul

  9. I’ve never understood the rims being worth more than the car. Thanks for clearing that up.

  10. I like north of seattle very few blacks whole lots of white people and they all got rims does this make the president of my company ghetto…
    ~learn the real
    meaning of ghetto~

  11. Tabitha, can I have your number?

  12. High five @Small Town Girl

  13. Yes, Small Town Girl – that not only makes the president of your company ghetto but tragic and trashy. You don’t have to be black to be ghetto and you don’t have to be white to be trash.

  14. You do realize that Chris Rock was satirizing the whole rims situation, don’t you? I mean, you recognize that he was being sarcastic?

  15. You have never seen anything til you see the 42s balloons rollin and led rims….jacked up and crazy crunk! I’ll just keep my ride on 22s for now. I’ll have to put those balloons on layaway.

    GfreeLove

  16. i bet you hate when PEOPLE

    buy the escalades and slap rims on it

    understand because you cant afford a car paid in full others cant

    get your money right and get off the internet you lame ass pasty nerd

    REALITY CHECK

    BOOYASHAKA BITCH

  17. i bet you hate when PEOPLE

    buy the escalades and slap rims on it

    understand because you cant afford a car paid in full others cant

    get your money right and get off the internet you lame ass pasty nerd

    REALITY CHECK

    BOOYASHAKA BITCH

  18. The car in front of you is a piece of shit 80′s model caprice, in need of a tune, up that has limo tinted windows, two 15in subs in the trunk, $4K rims that spin, sitting high on 26′s…and the one thing that pisses me off the most about it is when you drive around and happen to see this tacky shit the car still has 30 DAY TEMP TAGS ON IT!!!!!

  19. r u all rasicts?

  20. Smalltowngirl. YES that makes your boss ghetto. Ghetto knows no bounds or races

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