Sarah Palin

Ghetto people everywhere, it is time to rejoice. Bring out the Hennessy, red Kool-Aid, and start the BBQ grills. One of your very own is about to make history and shake up the status quo in the United States. She’s a pit-bull with lipstick and doesn’t take crap from anyone. She’s a former beauty queen and a hockey mom who puts family and tradition first. Finally ghetto people have a role model and her name is Sarah Palin, the Republican vice-presidential nominee. Hell, let’s keep it real, she might very well be the next President since John McCain is one cough away from dying.

Sarah Louise Heath Palin is the governor of Alaska who was selected by Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain to be his running mate. Besides the fact that Palin has a vagina and a creepy resemblance to Tina Fey, there is nothing remarkable about this woman. Oh yeah she birthed five kids, including one Down syndrome tard kid named Trig without managing to look like a complete fat ass. Her greatest accomplishment as governor thus far is failing to sell a jet on eBay, stopping the “Bridge to nowhere,” and hooking up fellow Alaskans with nice tax refunds as a result of cutting down on government spending.

Palin’s accomplishments as governor or getting the Republican nomination for VP isn’t what caught my eye. What excites me about this broad is how hood she is. Sarah Palin is a true ride or die chick along with being a hypocrite and she doesn’t care! For example, how hood is it to get rid of the Alaskan Public Safety Commissioner because he refused to fire your ex-brother in law? Or why are folks in Alaska scared to snitch on Sarah Palin in fear of harassment and losing their jobs? If that’s not crunk I’m not sure what is…Oh never mind, I spoke too soon…

So how are you going to be a traditional right wing Republican preaching family values and determined to outlaw sex education when your 17 year old daughter Bristol (WTF kind of name is that) ends up knocked up? Nice Christian girls aren’t supposed to have premarital sex. Smart Christian girls would have gotten rid of the little bastard before the 1st trimester. Anyone who actually believes that 17 year old Bristol wanted to have a kid right now with her White trash baby daddy is delusional! To add insult to injury, little cumster Bristol now has to marry her White trash baby daddy to save face. Talk about taking one for the team! Is this what you want to wake up to every morning?
Imagine if Bristol was one of the Obama girls, the media would have a field day trashing them and calling their family dysfunctional. The folks at Fake News like Bill O’Reilly would call Barack and Michelle Obama irresponsible parents who shouldn’t be in the White House if they can’t take care of their own house. Yet none of the same criticism is being given to Sarah Palin. In fact she is being worshiped as a progressive woman who still has a successful career but still manages to be the quintessential soccer mom. I guess Hillary Clinton (despite her flaws) doesn’t get much credit for having a career and managing to raise a well rounded daughter who didn’t get knocked up at 17 years old.

What’s insane and somewhat scary is that despite all the suspect information coming out about Sarah Palin and her shady tactics, Americans are probably foolish enough to elect McCain/Palin to office. Lord have mercy, someone please pray to the Kool-Aid God that doesn’t happen.

Disclaimer: I’m not a liberal nor am I a member of the Democratic or Republican parties. I believe in common sense, which dictates how I vote. Common sense tells me that since our country has been in a shithole for the past 8 years, why would I elect individuals who will continue the same policies? Come on people, it’s not rocket science.

13 responses to “Sarah Palin

  1. Loved your post! Where did you find the pictures?

  2. Huh? Since when is it remarkable that a woman has a vagina?

    You also imply that stopping pork barrel projects and giving a tax refund as a result of cutting wasteful government spending is a bad thing. Huh?

    If Chelsea or one of the Obama girls was a pregnant teen, would YOU trash talk them and their parents?

    Your obvious bias is so extreme that your criticism of Palin defies logic and you contradict yourself multiple times. I don’t care whether you are Democrat, Republican, Independent, or Communist, clearly your nonsensical smear against Palin was motivated by your dislike for George W Bush rather than any adherence to common sense.

  3. First off. LMAO at angry Palin fan “The Rebel” She sounds just like all the rest of the Erratic republicans who have no good argument that states why Palin is a qualified candidate.

    If one of Obama girl’s were pregnant noone would have anything to say because he does not stand for strict conservative views such as “no sex before marriage”

    Palin is a dumb ass, did you see the katie couric interview? She may be our next president. Get it together people. Who cares about her daughter? Palin might as well be blonde.

    I.E. to the editor of this site. That pic is fake and photoshopped of Palin

  4. These elections and it’s propaganda really amazes me. I’m not getting the fact that people are still hesitating who to vote for. It’s -as stated here in this blog- clearly not rocket science!

    While the party of Barack Obama and Joe Biden are standing for change, and trying to make their points across, the party of McCain and Palin are wasting their time on telling how bad the other party is, and trying to uphold their all-american looks, instead of bringing some … well, you know… content, essence, plans to make a change.

    People are watching tv, right? Are you listening what everybody says? Do you see what both candidates are standing for? Who do you really want to see leading your country? Who do you want to see making contact with other countries, or helping out people who really need help?

    Do you really want your country to be governed by cowboys that think like george w. bush? Or have you forgotten what happened the last few years?

    To all you people with guns out there…
    Think before you shoot.

    To all you people with brains out there…
    Think before you vote.

    Have some common sense!

    Sincerely,

    your brother from another mother,

    Vic Pointdexter.

  5. Whoever wrote this needs a big coloring book and a time line. This country was prospering more than ever for 6 years. Ironically once the liberals took over in Congress then we went in the shitter. Quit being sheeple and following the media because you think it will make you cool. It is clearly hip to be liberal. The good things is the more of you idiots the less competition for me…wait a minute…you legislate competition so nevermind

  6. Yah.. thanks for the palin pic…Now I won’t be able to sleep for weeks…

  7. Martha Stewart

    I want to shank that hoe.

  8. I hate this chick and her tea party but that is one fine ass looking bitch. I would totally hit that.

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  10. The kids in the last picture are the only ones using proper trigger discipline. Shame on you Palin.

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