#27: Thuggish-ruggish lesbians

SnoopHas it gotten to the point for you that when you run thru the ghetto and see some shorty dressed extremely baggy, you have to check their chest for taped-down tiddys?

OK, for a minute there, I wondered if I was the only one.

Call ‘em what you will, butches, studs, all that bomb sh*t, and call SGPL and its current author what you will, mean, ignant, whatever, but we’re gonna keep it funky here for a moment and go in: the hood and lesbians go hand in hand. Trust, it’s no coincidence that Snoop Pearson was a fan favorite on The Wire.

These are the girls who were reaching for the Tonka trucks instead of the Barbies at Toys R Us. Quite tomboyish up to middle school, they usually go full-bore and come out around tenth grade. Once that happens, it’s a party, y’all…

They dress baggier and saggier than dudes, they get crustier smoker lips than dudes, they style their hair in cornrows and “dreads” more often than dudes (as well as straight women), and they’re getting in all the hood activities ghetto dudes are known for. Even competing with straight males for the available pool of single ghetto women (see future post). Anything guys do big, the thuggish-ruggish lesbians are doin’ it bigger, count on it.

Many are harmless girls who just wanna have fun, but make no mistake either, some are quite hardened, nasty characters, though they may look like little boys who throw on their older brother’s clothes that they’re not big enough for yet. Real talk, you couldn’t possibly imagine these girls having periods (do they?).

Anyways, unlike any other place, for some reason, whether it’s always been this way or the rise to power was recent, the hood seems to be a lesbian factory. Your local ghetto yields a much higher proportion of open lesbians than anywhere else, and especially butches and studs. The WNBA needs to get its fans (and players) from somewhere, eh? It’s no surprise a lot of female rappers emerge from this farm system either.

CleoSeriously, the ghetto is damn near Girls Town as the Yang to the Boys Town Yin. It’s an amusement park for lesbians where big rainbow lollipops are available for free.

Even funner (and incidentally, funnier) is this fact: as homophobic as ghetto males are, lesbians are often ironically enough one or more of the gang right along with ‘em, with the street cred the guys provide. New meaning to the term ride-or-die chick. One in no danger of becoming anyone’s baby mama.

Hey, somebody was bound to say it.

14 responses to “#27: Thuggish-ruggish lesbians

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  5. Martha Stewart

    hello , i was currently checking out these odd photo’s. what kind of shit is this ? Do black people really have identity issues, can they really not tell the diffference between a vagina and a penis ? Or just simply put on the correct clothing in the morning? If you agree with any of the things i have written please leave a comment below mines, and I would be glad to give you my consultants number and address!
    thank you and have a wonderful day.

    P.S we need george bush back!

    XOXO, martha.

    • BITCH ARE YOU NUTS? WE NEED BUSH BACK?
      THERE ARE MORE LESBIAN WHITE GIRLS THAN BLACK ONES SO SHOVE THAT UP YOUR ANGRY, NEEDY VAGINA.
      BUSH? ARE YOU SERIOUS? HE RUINED OUR COUNTRY YOU IGNORANT FOOL. THANKS TO HIM WE’RE ALL GONNA BE GHETTO NOW. GOD I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU

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  7. Great pic of Latifah as “why you actin’ so SALTY?” Cleo. Cover Girl should use this shot in their new add campaigns. “We have a shade to perfectly match every woman of color’s skin tone, even gun packin’, braided up bull-dykas like this here!” All hail the Queen!

  8. That cute little light skinned butch in the top pic is cute! She looks kinda like a little puppy that would follow you home. And she does kinda look like a Kris-Kross reject (no, not talking about Da Brat, though she does look a lil’ like her.)

  9. True/blackpowerforever

    It’s funny how most of your white youth are killing theirselves and most of you, while we(beautiful black kings and queens….dont believe me…..google” who was King TUT”) are living our lives to the fullest. Tell Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and the lil Broke Back Mountain Movie star that died off an over dose……lol…..to try and be more like us. Maybe they wouldn’t be so fucked up now. Money doesn’t cure that stupidity or in my great voice of blackness…( dumb shit………lmao) Have a great rest of the year. “Ghetto People will!” P.s. I am a Nubian lesbian……Muah!

  10. This is so true. From seeing Mexican butch bishes with long braids, SF fitteds and Jordans in the Bay to seeing Lil Wayne look-alike “Doms” with tattoos, dreads and Nike boots in DC and Baltimore. That being said, the DC/Baltimore corridor is the capital of dom dyked out bishes. They get more pxssy than dudes too!

  11. I am a femm and love me a thuggish woman with sum gudd SWAGGG
    can people know what they want & like without judgment??? if u dont like it dont look and get the hell out if your F*cken BUBBLE of life .. and if your a man reading this maybe u cud learn a lil something if u were paying attention. got responed hit me up at brigittewalker022@yahoo

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