You can’t make this stuff up #5

Out on the town a few weeks back, I spotted the following:
claws
Yeah, it’s the ghetto Lady Deathstrike. A female Freddy Krueger. And she looked about 40 something running with her boyfriend that was probably 28 or 30. So she’s been studying at the Cougar Den. And her thickness indicates she was taught to kill her own food using those.

You guys can’t tell in the pic, but those things were quite thick and sturdy lookin’. Can’t imagine bangin’ her walls out and her carving one’s back up with those talons (not saying I wouldn’t poke–she had a nice meaty rack and, as you can see, a serviceable rump). What practical use could she have for those things? Maybe to sniff 2 lines worth of coke at once? And why do chicks with these swords on their fingers always have jobs that involve typing?

Author’s note: Yeah, it’s the first post in 30 days. Had been out enjoying summer for one (freaks, sneakers, drinks, you know the deal). Beyond that, what’s the point of casting pearls to swine, AKA these recent commentators who take this blog on face value and swear they know what this author is talking about better than I do. Reminds me of people who buy magazines for the pictures and not the written content. Those who see me drop it over on Kicks On Fire and Very Smart Brothas know the real deal. Anyway, all that is to say I’m alive and well.

9 responses to “You can’t make this stuff up #5

  1. “What practical use could she have for those things? ”

    The only thing I can think of is killing folks in their dreams and rocking a striped sweater.

  2. Dude those nails are brutal! I’d have to use 2 or 3 of em at a time for coke though. Stay fresh sen.

  3. how does wipe her self????????

  4. I can imagine her, as she wipes her fragrent, nappy dugout with those lunch hooks! Her asscheeks must be claw marked from spreading them open when nature calls! Ouch!

  5. AH! hahaha this is great i love it

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