Michelle Obama


There’s just something about her like there’s something about New Balance 574s on your feet. You can’t place a finger on it, but it feels right.

Adele Givens tells it best. She’s just such a f*ckin’ lady!

She ain’t no video vixen and she ain’t tryna be no hot mama or anything else out of pocket. She’s just straight up woman. Fits Barack to a T. Those factors alone make her bad as hell. And she got badder as she got older! How many women can you say that about?

A woman like her could say “let’s get it on right here right now!” and a ghetto dude wouldn’t even accept because he’s just floored by her general steez…just wanna lay on her bosom and listen to her tell stories or something. And as he lays there, two milk 20-something freaks could come by ready for a three-screw, and he’d turn them down out of hand like “nah, I’m good” with a Kool-Aid smile on his face for a month.

Michelle Obama is the wife every man ghetto or otherwise wants next to him on every date and vacation, let alone bearing his children. And a lot of dudes don’t even know or won’t admit it! Queenly without tryna be some overbearing diva. Comfortable in her own skin just like the President. She knows where she fits in this world, doesn’t have a pretentious bone in her body. Whether wearing shorts in public or getting physically close to Queen Elizabeth, she pulls off being her.

Yo, kcuf the dumb….this author fox with Michelle Obama. Period.

4 responses to “Michelle Obama

  1. “Whether wearing shorts in public or getting physically close to Queen Elizabeth, she pulls off being her.”

    I DO love how she can pull of things that other folks can’t. Hugging Queen Elizabeth?? And Queenie LOVES her, too. Please, Mrs. Obama is a BAAAAD mamma jamma.

    And STFU, media and stiff moms who wear mom jeans re: the shorts. Ya’ll just wish ya’ll had fierce gams such as hers. And so do I. Difference is, I ain’t mad at her. Work those shorts, Madame First Lady.

  2. Oh yes the shitskin that wants to tell people they need to lose weight and eat healthy but yet she is overweight… Makes perfect sense… Dumb monkey…

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