#49: Loving Mom and hating Dad

lovemomshatepopsLet this author frame the following for you in a way that ghetto folks understand.

In the hood, the boys are known to go back and forth with really incendiary jokes about their opponent’s relatives. Ghetto people all know (or at least are convinced) they pops ain’t sh*t, so baggin’ on dads doesn’t rate because it ain’t that effective. But baggin’ on moms is where you can get some laughs and do some real damage. Those sessions get charged like hemi Dodges.

Not to mention note the difference in attendance at buffet restaurants close to the hood for the Champagne brunch on the second Sunday in May versus the third Sunday in June. If pops is there on Father’s Day, it’s likely he’s paying his and everyone else’s way. Whereas moms on Mother’s Day probably has a brand new Lexus with that douchey red bow on top in the parking lot when she comes back out…with an LCD TV, Coach bag, shoes from Aldo, and that damn basket gift wrapped in the trunk! All of this chipped in for by her doting offspring, as if she made them by all by herself.

It’s just something about mothers with ghetto people. They can do ZERO wrong in one’s eyes. Have kids with mad multiple different dudes (that their man-sweatin’ *sses give priority over said children), end up in prison on credit card scams (even ruining their own kids credit so they can’t finance a car or house in the future), beg for help from the kids the rest of their triflin’ lives using the “dirty diapers” trump card for pacification, and be an otherwise complete bastard to them…and they still hold momdukes on a pedestal.

Pops could give a kid a little less money than he was able to earn that week, and he’s the worst! Person! In the worrrrrrrrld! Ghetto people have daddy issues arguably worse than they do police issues. Yeah, we all know of the deadbeat dudes who only care about chasing new draws and bolt at the first sign that old girl is with child. But ghetto society got so jaded from even hearing about those guys that dudes that are out to do right can’t catch a break. Can’t win custody in court or nothin’…even when the punk *ss mama is literally a meth and crack addict on the stroll 16 hours a day.

And you wonder why muthaf*ckas wanna get married less and less each passing year…

4 responses to “#49: Loving Mom and hating Dad

  1. I like it. Thatís toooooo . . . . . Funny . . . . . . . . . . . .

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  2. Poor ghetto dads. Not all moms are the best but you have to agree that most mothers are just trying to make it through the day while affording her children the best she can give them. I’m guilty of putting my mom on a high pedastal but she and only she raised me. Likewise, the rate for single mothers is high. I mean, i know very few people with a mom and a dad.

    deirdreorr.wordpress.com

  3. Poor ghetto dads. Not all moms are the best but you have to agree that most mothers are just trying to make it through the day while affording her children the best she can give them. I’m guilty of putting my mom on a high pedestal but she and only she raised me. Likewise, the rate for single mothers is high. I mean, i know very few people with a mom and a dad.

    deirdreorr.wordpress.com

  4. REALLY !?! it’s not the ghetto people ! now if this was a white girl who got raped by her daddy what REAL broddie ! and not all BLACK people they daddy

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