It’s time to pay respects to our fellow brethren known as Ghetto People. You see ghetto people everywhere whether you choose to acknowledge them or not. In fact you can’t help but to notice Ghetto People because often times they stand out like herpes due to their gaudy jewelry from the swap meet, flamboyant hairstyles, rowdy language, or clothes that are either too tight, six sizes too big, or down right inappropriate for the occasion. Either way, this blog will help you understand ghetto people in the event you have to interact with them since they will never go away. But do you really want Ghetto People to go away? They make life interesting for all the boring folks out there. This blog will be an educational tool to understand the mindset of Ghetto People and the ridiculousness that ensues in their everyday lives. Besides everyone regardless of race, gender, and creed has a little ghetto in them.

Word up, homes!
“OMG. So you all are inferring that this is not racist? What if someone was to make a site call honkie, or cracker.net??? ”
I’m white & I wouldn’t be offended at all. Ghetto, white trash, it’s all the same. If you’re scum, you’re scum, regardless of your skin color.
Ok I have to reply to JJ here. First let me quote what you said for posterity.
JJ wrote: ”
In the USA, in general white people have the money, education, professional and leadership jobs, along with – as a group – accumulated wealth over many generations, something various laws and practices made it very difficult for black people to have.
The difference in power makes all the difference; that’s why this blog is very offensive.”
JJ you seem to be operating under the assumption that we white people have things handed to us. This is NOT the case. I am one of 3 sons of a single woman who held down 3 jobs while we were growing up. She worked her butt off to support us and taught us how to be self sufficient.
How dare you insinuate that we have more power just because of our skin color. I work 50-60 hours a week and I drive a paid off car. I own my own home at the age of 30, not because I made it to 18 and went to the “white people bank” and got my free money and power, but because I worked my ass off in menial jobs until I could afford to go to college.
Get over yourself. The more you believe that you are being “held down by the man” and try to blame other people for your station in life the worse your life will be.
This blog is for people with a sense of humor and who can tolerate my bad grammar : ) . Go bitch and moan elsewhere. Seriously folks, instead of worry about this little blog, go be a mentor to kids who may not have positive role models in their lives, pay your bills on time, stop living beyond your means, elect a president who won’t put this country into more debt, eat healthy, exercise, stop killing each other, be kind, have ethics, and don’t act like a bastard.
I must reply to Berzerker but first, let me quote you for posterity:
“How dare you insinuate that we have more power just because of our skin color. I work 50-60 hours a week and I drive a paid off car. I own my own home at the age of 30, not because I made it to 18 and went to the “white people bank” and got my free money and power, but because I worked my ass off in menial jobs until I could afford to go to college.”
Berzerker! Congratulations! Congratulations on being a Successful White Man in America! And you did it all yourself, good for you.
Your mother must have been quite a woman to raise three boys by herself. She must have been single by her own volition seeing as its unlikely that her mate was killed by gang violence, a stray bullet, a police officer or heart disease rampant amongst his race because of the low quality, cleanliness and nutritional value of the food sold by the large corporations who operate their lower-class, low quality franchises in his neighborhood.
How nice it was that you were able to find a job you could work at 50-60 hours a week! I think it’s so lovely that you were able to find work! Especially in an America that practices institutionalized economic racism by allowing corporations to keep their business and investments out of “high-risk” neighborhoods filled with minorities and immigrants and the poor! And there was work! No high-unemployment rates in your neighborhood, no floundering local business that can’t afford you!
Also nice someone hired you! Congratulations even for a “menial” job! That’s not something just anyone can do! I’m sure you didn’t have to worry about your boss judging you for your race or above that even the tone of your skin! How nice for you never had to worry about looking too niggerish.
And you speak English! I bet you worked really hard at that. Or maybe you were lucky enough to have American parents who spoke English already and could teach you! And I’m sure even in the womb they too must have worked really HARD to DESERVE to be born north of the Mexican border. Good for them too.
It probably helped that you must have never had any felonies. You never made any mistakes as a young man. You probably didn’t feel a tinge of fear every time you saw a cop car, even if you haven’t committed a crime. You didn’t have to deal with the fear and knowledge that people get murdered by the police every day just for “looking suspicious” (looking black). You were never illegally or unfairly targeted or apprehended by the police based on your perceived “suspiciousness”! I bet you never even batted an eyelash at the black-and-white, how nice for you!
Oh and you can afford a car. Did you buy it yourself!? I’m so proud of you. I hope there are black people in the world looking up to your example. Who knows how many of them could have the brains to even attempt such a feat! Kudos.
Oh and college! Your high school must have adequately prepared you for college, what a blessing. I’m sure you worked very hard to place yourself in a neighborhood that resides in a school district which can provide adequate funding for school supplies, sports teams, competent teacher and rigorous testing to prepare you for college!
and it would have been even more of a blessing if you didn’t have to worry about feeding yourself or your family, or taking care of your siblings while your mother was working all those jobs, or being shot while walking to school, or being raped while walking home. Or being beaten and tasered and shot by police officers who must have mistaken you for a criminal because he looked just like you and you reached into your pocket and the officers could have sworn you were going to pull out a gun or something and you live in a bad neighborhood you must have been a gangster or a dug dealer or something anyways. Extreme and immediate Force had to be exercised right?
Yeah I bet now having all those worries must have made it a lot easier to study.
It must have been easy for you to get a loan too! Especially since the odds are against you looking like you might be a ‘terrorist’ or a ‘gangster’ or an ‘illegal’ or any one of ‘them’.
And a home. A HOME. You know that’s what most Americans dream of? A home? A place of your own to house you and your family? Land that can’t be STOLEN from you, a safe place where your children can’t be TAKEN from you? A place where you are free to work and provide for yourself and not SLAVE to satisfy someone else? A place where POLICE can’t come in and KIDNAP your family, DEPORT them to another country, just because of the color of their skin or the religion toy practice or the language you speak or the neighborhood you live in?
Congratulations Berzerker, you’re one hell of a white man. This is your land, this is your Country, this is your world and you win! You win you win you win. Look at you; you must have really DESERVED it.
-just some worthless, lazy, stupid nigger ho.
Intelligently well written… And i rest my case on this comment as this is the truth and fact most white people fail to recognized
Ok first and fore most i want to say that as a black man i don’t find this image to be offensive or wrong in any way, joke or not. As i said before i’m a black man raised by a single mother in a decent neighborhood. i’m successful in life i own my own car and motorcycle i work at a great job a i have no felonies or any thing like that on my record but i work in an environment where i’m exposed to people who grow with the problems that Adaeze berated Berzerker for not having i had many of them myself and i am in the same boat as Berzerker it is not the situation that you come from that determines what you will have in life but your very actions so stop living up to the expectations of the ghetto you can rise above it and be successful if you would just not fall in to the pit of easy money and dare to be different from the other Hood rabble
Reply to losttime626 but let me quote you first.
“it is not the situation that you come from that determines what you will have in life but your very actions so stop living up to the expectations of the ghetto you can rise above it and be successful if you would just not fall in to the pit of easy money and dare to be different from the other Hood rabble”
What is wrong with idiots like these, do you really think people born in that environment would choose to live up the expectation of the ghetto if they never had to worry about anything in there life at such young ages other than getting a good education, in reality what you are saying is easier said than done because the environment has a strong effect on the motives and mentality of the way these people think caused by so many negative facts and influences e.g emotional damage, people living in the environment that bring the ones that would like to get on in life down, addiction to drugs, peer pressure. etc. part from that every one is different not everyone has the courage – You have to live in the situation that some of these people have had to go through before you start assuming its that easy because you sound so ignorant
“hey i didnt think the website is that bad. white people black people mexicans were all the same.”
– Shelly
Hey Shelly, you’re right. You white, black, and Mexicans ARE all the same. Us Asians are a step higher than all of you.
I find this website to be quite hilarious in fact. Either way you look at it, the truth of the matter is that its reality, its a different walk of life…Ive never been to a ghetto, im white, and canadian. I say good on ya for looking at it in a different light..Just because the reality of the situation is on display, doesnt mean you cant have a sense of humor about it…what else do you have??
There are white comedians who make fun of white people…What about Jeff Foxworthy? you dont see me bitching on some funny website about its content…Get over it.
I live in Baltimore, a city that is half ghetto.
Skin color has nothing to do with it in B-more. There are plenty of regular African-American people who are just trying to go about their business and get ahead in life like everyone else. Then…there are the trashy ghetto niggas who run around wreaking havoc and victimizing everyone else. They’ve almost made large areas of this city unlivable and anyone who can, regardless of race, moves to the better neighborhoods at the first chance they get. They also make it hard to be a successful African-American in the larger “white” world because they define anyone else who wants to get ahead as “oreo” or “uncle Tom”.
So as far as I’m concerned, they are fair game.
Just realize: Prejudice is when you don’t know the difference between African-American and nigga. Racism is when you have the power to do something about your stereotypes.
dis iz a litle tru but u aint got 2 point it out,this some racist shit, not all niggaz act like dat, my sistah really iteligent
I wish i could say the same about you… unfortunately after spelling the word intelligent wrong not sure i could place you in the that category
oh shut up all of u
This is the kind of shit that is interesting because either people are too afraid to talk about it or somehow it will raise an argument like above^^
You fucks are stupid. I live in the ghetto and frankly a lot of the shit that has been posted has truth to it. It’s not being over exaggerated nor is it untrue. It’s like you people just want to hide he truth because since this is exposing it, it becomes offensive. So that’s like when Hitler almost annihilated all the jews, because I am German I don’t want to hear about it and it shouldn’t be talked about it, because it offends my race. Well too fucking bad, it’s reality and get used to it. Take a walk in the ghetto. No, try living here. You will see. So is the person who made this site ignorant, or are you?
You are the one who refuses to view anything but a negative look on it and blind yourself to reality and the reality is black people have a strong ghetto side culture. So do hillbillies and Hispanics and Asians and every other race so get over it.
2 the dumb white bitches that wrote nigga isnt a racist term and they use it ….bitch fuck off of course u would think that because ur white!! damn fool and keirsten ur mans black and he allows u 2 use the word please hes probably the typical self hating black man so hes weak….bet if u use that word in front of a regular black person best believe u will get knocked out its a word blacks use towards each other not white people…and this is sterotyping blacks its just ignorant and also funny because in my hood the fuckin white bitches and asians go off more ghetto then blacks …wannabes!
This don’t make sense for real. The dummy who calling everybody “niggaz” come holler at me over at where I live see how many ppl u call “niggaz” there trick. And I agree ya bf must be weak as hell and he’s most likely ugly but like I said whoever the creator is of this dumb mess please email me asap..I have a few words for u boo thanx!
This stuff is very true!I know so many black and white people that can fit in these categories.
oonu nuh have nutten fi rass duh but si dung a day time an write fuckry. gyal go get a wuk an a life. a who ghetto like yuh!
get ur own style and stop hatin…. If u don’t like what they do then don’t look. what’s stupid is the people who made this site and the other stupid people that like it. SUCK ass!
y don smert ppl talk liek dis?
You’re degrading yourself when you type like an idiot. Not only that, but I can’t be bothered to read a single sentence of your slang. Also, I find it hilarious that a select few who have commented on this page are ghetto themselves and are highly offended by this blog. “Ghetto” is not bound to a specific race or culture. As you can clearly see, in the layaway entry there is a picture of a white couple.
Some people say ghetto is not race or culture but you can clearly see that most of the images are back people. Also people saw slang is degrading yourself but most people but the fail to see when you type by using slag it can save you time and you can even write more. Of course there is a differnece if your talking slang in a resume or college course is not recommended.
PEOPLE SAY THIS WEBSITE ISN’T THAT SEROUS WELL YOUR WRONG
I fail to find the humor in most of them but the one about the child eating a watermelon that should me the writer of the website is racist so i found no humor in any of it racism still excists today so who ever wrote this needs to take it of the internet your just making people angry one day it will come back on you because your just disgusting, ignorant